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Just do it, and do it often
By: Ellen Taylor
Columnist
Issue date: 11/16/05 Section: Lifeline>>Views
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As if a campus of 20,000 young adults needed more reasons, still here is why everyone should have more sex, or more specifically, more orgasms:
- As the end of the semester approaches, we are under more and more
school-related stress. What is a quick and easy what to alleviate
stress, you ask? Have an orgasm, of course!
Having an orgasm will relieve tension, helping you to relax. I, for one, cannot think of a more appealing way to relax come (no pun intended) exam time. - You may have read the article last week about how to improve your
sleep habits, but they left one helpful tip out: Have an orgasm.
The release of endorphins and the quick drop in blood pressure can relax a student, helping one to drift away to sleep more quickly. - As winter rolls around, fewer of us make it to the gym as often as we might like. Luckily for us, having sex is an easy and enjoyable way to burn off those extra beer calories we all have been ingesting.
- It feels good.
- Having an orgasm can alleviate pain. Have a headache? Have a quickie.
- It will increase your self-confidence. The more comfortable we are with ourselves sexually, the more comfortable we are with ourselves on a daily basis.
- It is almost time for snow and winter — what better way to relieve the chill and boredom?
- Guys: The more orgasms you have, the longer you will last in bed. And who doesn’t want to last longer?
- Girls: Orgasms can alleviate pain around that time of the month.
- If you’re loud, you can either piss off your roommates or make them envious.
- It is something to do besides look at everyone’s pictures on Facebook.
- You probably have 15 minutes (or less) to kill.
- Practice makes perfect?
- Get in a fight with your significant other? You should have sex, that’s the best way to make up.
- Gas: $2.25 a gallon. Dinner for two: $30. Two movie tickets: $13. Multiple orgasms: Priceless.
- Twelve condoms last a lot longer than 12 beers.
- Our parents are having more and better sex than us. We need to catch up.
There are many ways to have an orgasm and I’m not saying that everyone should go out and have frequent promiscuous sex: One can have traditional sex, masturbate, have oral sex or have a threesome, I don’t care.
Still, everyone should have more orgasms.
Just do it and do it more often.
Ellen Taylor can be reached for comment at culture@cm-life.com.
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anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/16/05 @ 4:38 PM EST
Journalistic Breakthrough? No, simply another article for Ellen. Dear Ellen, I am happy to see that you have not caved to the pressure of past comments regarding your insatiable appetite for sex articles. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/17/05 @ 1:38 AM EST
Dear Ellen,
I find your articles quite repulsive. In the hope that you might have gotten smarter over the semester about how you write your articles, I glanced at today's article only to find something that disgusts me even more. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/17/05 @ 6:32 PM EST
Hey i loved this article it is good advice really everyone should be having sex and those who aren't are stupid because it is very entertaining and feels great and college is a great time to do that because there are so many horny guys around and it really does reduce stress and helps me fall asleep so for those who didn't know those facts it was an informative article and those who are offended by it are either prudes or dorks who can't get anyone to have sex with them
someone
whocares21t@yahoo. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/17/05 @ 6:41 PM EST
Your article here personifies a stage of humanity that disgusts me. The fact that your articles promote the belief that sex is a solution to all sorts of stressors in life will lead many to make sweeping assumptions about college life, college morality, and your personal life as well. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/17/05 @ 6:45 PM EST
First of all, I'm a student at Michigan State. I don't know much about the CM-LIFE newspaper, but I know I'm disgusted with your editorials. Since I do have several friends that attend CMU, I personally know that not all students at CMU think along the same lines as you. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/17/05 @ 7:49 PM EST
I am from MSU and I want to tell you that I think your article is funny.
All the people who write bad about are just mad because they arent getting any!
We in America are so hush hush about sex its ridicilous. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/18/05 @ 6:02 AM EST
To Ellen Taylor,
Are you aware that it is immoral and also a sin to have sex
if you are not married? Are you aware that the penalty of
this is death? Are you aware that you are a writer in the
paper and therefore have a little power and a lot of
influence over CMU students? Please use your power for good
and not evil. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/18/05 @ 7:19 PM EST
Sadly Ellen, you have what it takes to become one of today's smut columnists. Kudos!...err wait that's not a good thing! Maybe you should attempt to find some journalistic integrity and write an article that takes more intelligence than what can be mustered by a high school student with a vibrating object, or a box of tissues and some KY for the men of course (which is still safer than what your article advocates. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/20/05 @ 11:05 AM EST
Sex as a stress relieve is like taking a aspirin to cure a hang over. To relieve stress you should not look for a remedy to cure it, but look for the source of it and deal with that instead. (Continued…)
anonymous906
anonymous906
posted 11/22/05 @ 2:08 AM EST
Dear Ellen-
My friend at CMU sent me a link to read your quite repulsive and dare I say moronic article. I for one am no prude. I'm all for free speech, sex, and orgasms, but I can't help finding your article complete and utter trash. (Continued…)
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